tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post5532075567684204728..comments2023-11-03T11:39:25.946+01:00Comments on Returned Scot: UNSPEAKABLY SCOTS THING - FOR AULD LANG SYNEReturning Scothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10277005461019535134noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-49169285851388229062012-02-25T20:51:53.121+01:002012-02-25T20:51:53.121+01:00Still a reader, even if the ink has run dry. Bonne...Still a reader, even if the ink has run dry. Bonne Continuation.Claire 'Word by Word'http://clairemca.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-34704431077604772272011-10-21T13:04:14.772+02:002011-10-21T13:04:14.772+02:00NEW TAX LAW
The only thing that is not taxed yet ...NEW TAX LAW<br /><br />The only thing that is not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.<br /><br />Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size.<br /><br />The brackets are as follows:<br /><br />10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00<br />8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00<br />5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00<br />4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00<br /><br />Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.<br /><br />Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.<br /><br />PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!Anna Dewinterhttp://www.publishersnetwork.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-19636402391746213192011-06-24T13:40:16.239+02:002011-06-24T13:40:16.239+02:00its interesting and well judged analysis is reflec...its interesting and well judged analysis is reflecting in this writing.Hugo Boss Deep Redhttp://www.click2pharmacy.co.uk/product-detail.php?p_id=323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-77490538945245132852011-04-08T09:32:25.157+02:002011-04-08T09:32:25.157+02:00"Returned Scot" has been included in thi..."Returned Scot" has been included in this weeks Sites To See. I hope you like the image I featured, and I hope this helps to attract many new visitors here.<br /><br />http://asthecrackerheadcrumbles.blogspot.com/2011/04/sites-to-see_08.htmlAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-28940557601095854692011-01-13T06:57:08.464+01:002011-01-13T06:57:08.464+01:00I can quite see that you are now 'returned'...I can quite see that you are now 'returned', and a New Year is a good time to move forward to new projects, never-the-less you will be a much missed corner of the blogosphere. I need a healthy dose of posts like yours to keep me from feeling totally at sea here in China. Good luck in all your endeavours - and let us know if you re-start blogging or the book hits the best-seller lists!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-73131053373453895182011-01-12T19:55:53.456+01:002011-01-12T19:55:53.456+01:00Enjoy the rest - and come back in revived form soo...Enjoy the rest - and come back in revived form soon. Every BlessingFredahttp://www.freda.org.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-53543328144167230482011-01-11T21:41:24.208+01:002011-01-11T21:41:24.208+01:00Thank you for sharing your splendid writing with u...Thank you for sharing your splendid writing with us. I can't wait to read your book one day! All the best in 2011 and here's to new adventures! JacquiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-77439761207255184762011-01-10T00:36:37.876+01:002011-01-10T00:36:37.876+01:00I hope you're not leaving us for good, this bl...I hope you're not leaving us for good, this blogs too good to end.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-19940032189684993802011-01-07T17:14:01.997+01:002011-01-07T17:14:01.997+01:00Dear Returned Scot, how sad you make me by ending ...Dear Returned Scot, how sad you make me by ending this blog.But I truly hope 2011 will be your year...Thanks for the writings and this last post.Even I as Dutchie have to cry when Auld Lang Syne is played and my New Year starts an hour later then the rest of the Dutch...All the best and see you soon<br />ErnaErnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04343710608629199401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-75409771049141544762011-01-06T02:50:10.426+01:002011-01-06T02:50:10.426+01:00Honest to goodness, this brought a wee tear to my ...Honest to goodness, this brought a wee tear to my eye thinking its the last blog of yours. I've really enjoyed all of these writings as it linked me to the realities of Norway and also to bonnie Scotland. Keep up the good work, Jane. You are destined and I want to be the friend of the famous.<br />LeahAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-917711722873737892011-01-04T21:41:10.962+01:002011-01-04T21:41:10.962+01:00What a great post - and that makes it even sadder ...What a great post - and that makes it even sadder that you are going to give the old blog a rest, but good luck with publishing and please keep us updated from time to time! Many blessings for 2011.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-44417696880237338332011-01-04T00:59:55.329+01:002011-01-04T00:59:55.329+01:00Mid 30s...that is a nightmare, and it's haunti...Mid 30s...that is a nightmare, and it's haunting me too! How awful to be tortured in such a way. Rabbie would have been horrified, since he was such an expert at being kind to the lassies....poor you. I hope you eventually manage to enjoy Burns with more enthusiasm...don't give up on him.xx<br /><br />Pam...how kind you are! I won't be going completely...I may rejig things a bit, so will let you know if this ever gets going again in a different form. I've loved and appreciated your contributions so much! Enjoy 2011 xx<br /><br />Met Mum...your enthusiasm is infectious...and most generous too. Promise I'll let you know if one of the next projects takes off...and I'll still be clocking into your blog. Lykke til, xxReturning Scothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10277005461019535134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-43593002008294501512011-01-03T23:31:30.969+01:002011-01-03T23:31:30.969+01:00You cannot be serious. You want to stop? No way!You cannot be serious. You want to stop? No way!Metropolitan Mumhttp://www.metropolitanmum.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-49917328575145764662011-01-03T19:36:56.338+01:002011-01-03T19:36:56.338+01:00I've enjoyed your blog so much and will be sor...I've enjoyed your blog so much and will be sorry to see you go. Best of luck with your new projects and have a wonderful new year!Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12027335304911760059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149301847823110805.post-87345259417338133392011-01-03T11:59:43.882+01:002011-01-03T11:59:43.882+01:00Lovely post.
You won't like this, but I have...Lovely post. <br /><br />You won't like this, but I have a serious problem with Robert Burns. Years ago I caught an overnight bus from London to Glasgow, and the guy next to me recited the entire Ode to the Haggis (is that what's it's called?).<br /><br />I was so tired, I actually had tears pouring down my face. I even put my headphones in, and you know what? He took one out so I could hear him. <br /><br />It still haunts me.This Mid 30s Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12912056822016083189noreply@blogger.com